(I Know You Want To) PokerDance Up [Mashup]

If you have approximately have 3 minutes and 24 seconds to spare, please watch my video:
(I Know You Want To) PokerDance Up I made the mix myself =D!

I use the monikers “uke-lady” for my musical endeavours, and “uke-ladeejay” when I mix music. My sister, girltarist, gave me the nickname since I can play the ukulele along with some other instruments. I took it upon myself to pun it up when I mixed for the first time XD. Aren’t we hilarious?

I was inspired to do this from the video: Lady GaGa vs. Kat DeLuna – Dance Up [Mashup] by LoseMyBreath23. Watch it here!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE MUSIC/VIDEOS. I just happen to enjoy mashups, so I decided to make some (I made another one, but MySpace said it violate copyright laws…O.o). This was solely done for amusement. No copyright infringement intended. Please don’t sue me, I am currently in the red because of school (*shakes fist* OSAP!!!!).

미남이시네요 Minami Shineyo (You’re Beautiful/Handsome) Piano Sheet Music

For those looking for piano sheet music for 미남이시네요 Minami Shineyo (You’re Beautiful/Handsome), javabeans found them!

Go here: You’re Beautiful sheet music by Javabeans

They also include the guitar chords on top, but no tabs. If you need tabs, go here: All The Chords.
As the link indicates, “all the chords” are there, so you can look up all the different variations!

미남이시네요 Minami Shineyo (You’re Beautiful/Handsome) Guitar Chords

I’m going to compile all the “You’re Beautiful” chords I make here, instead of just adding new posts.

I was bored and I love “미남이시네요 Minami Shineyo (You’re Beautiful/Handsome)”, so I found out the guitar chords to these songs by playing them over and over again. I’m pretty sure they are right. I’m open to any corrections!

Thanks to maccay and avetsada @soompi forums for the lyrics.

I watermarked the pdfs, so those who try and steal it will have to exert more energy to not credit me.

you’re beautiful – yeojeonhi [still/as ever]

you’re beautiful – mal do eops i [without words] – Park Shin Hye vers.

By the way, if anyone hasn’t caught on, I am randomperson @ soompi XD.

Technical Support Jokes

Being a Customer Support Analyst (fancy position name for 1st-level Helpdesk), with my team, we basicallly weed out the easy-to-fix problems and raise awareness to the higher levels of support through problem tickets. Therefore, we get a wide variety of calls from the computer illiterate to the technically sound.

So, when I got this email from a co-worker a few weeks ago and I thought it was HILARIOUS:

The following are a number of transcribed conversations to technical support departments:

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Christine: A white one…

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Customer:Hi, this is Maureen. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute…I hadn’t inserted it yet…it’s still on my desk…Sorry….

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Tech support: Click on the ‘My Computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello…I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “Start” for me and –.
Customer: Listen pal, don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah…………………thank you.

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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies..